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A blonde, brunette and a redhead…

…have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes. In the lifeboat, the blonde says, “I don`t want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms.”

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