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Moon race

During Cold War when the space race was at its highest. Following is an report of communication between Houston and US moon rocket. USMR: Houston, we see the SSSR ship approaching the Moon. Houston: You have your orders. Just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship is in the Moon orbit. Houston: Doesn`t matter. Keep waiting. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship is preparing for Moon landing. Houston: That is OK, just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR ship landed on the Moon! Houston: Doesn`t matter. Keep waiting. USMR: Houston, the SSSR crew started to unload buckets of red paint. Houston: That is OK, just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR crew started to paint the Moon red. Houston: Doesn`t matter. Keep waiting. USMR: Houston, the SSSR crew painted almost half of the Moon red. Houston: That is OK, just wait. USMR: Houston, the SSSR crew painted whole Moon red and is leaving Moon surface. Houston: Good. Here are your updated orders. Start your engines and follow this trajectory towards Moon. Land on the Moon. In compartment 6CR on the landing module you have several buckets of white paint. Take them out and write Coca-Cola. Edit: Spelling

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