The Morning Jerk
Babes
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382I`m so sad and alone…
At least life wants to fuck me View this post on Instagram Heavenly water in Sardinia 🙏🏼 @mondayswimwear A post shared by...
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298OK I made a new one!
How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months? Central Fajiting. View this post on Instagram Best way to end a...
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940What`s the best give you can give someone?
A broken drum because you just can`t beat it. View this post on Instagram Just got a text from @cecetrautschold asked if...
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1.5KA young boy enters a barber shop…
and the barber whispers to the customer “this is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this.” The barber puts a dollar...
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203Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend Gregory Peck. View this post on Instagram Link in bio 🏅 @thechivery #kcco A post shared by Chivette...
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236A will is a…
…dead giveaway. View this post on Instagram Is it hump day yet?! 🍑 @annetaevemodel #kcco A post shared by Chivette Official (@chivetteofficial)...
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198I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night.
It was for a year supply of calendars. View this post on Instagram What Airbnb is this and can we come next...
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156How do poor people make it rain?
They don`t. View this post on Instagram Morning dip with @who.is.angelina 💦 #kcco A post shared by Chivette Official (@chivetteofficial) on Jul...
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179Two guys go out hunting
All of the sudden, one guy collapses on the ground and lost his pulse. The other one calls 911 and explains what...
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173What`s the difference between a feminist and a gun?
A gun only has one trigger. View this post on Instagram Hitting that 3 o’clock slump @mayassophie 🌿 #kcco A post shared...
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114A woman fails her driving test for the third time.
The examination conductor questions her, “You are driving a bike. There`s a straight narrow road ahead with a dead end. An old...
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139“I see…”
said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. “It`s all coming back to me now.” View this post on Instagram...
