The Morning Jerk
Mens Humor
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151What do you call a blind person who can`t find his/her glasses?
Eyeronic. View this post on Instagram “We got next” @mickstapeshow (via twitter/beauregardjones) A post shared by Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on Mar 25,...
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175I don`t have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year.
^^ View this post on Instagram Don’t fuck with this guy @kfcradio (via @brodymckeegan) A post shared by Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on...
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207Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well View this post on Instagram Winter is coming A post shared by Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) on Mar 24, 2019...
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1.0KWhat`s the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers
Sumo wrestlers shave their legs View this post on Instagram Support Cyclone Idai relief in Southern Africa. 100% of the proceeds from...
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155I`m so glad pigs don`t fly.
Or else pork prices will go UP! View this post on Instagram Avengers Endgame is officially 3 hours long. Wouldn’t mind about...
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134the cure for stealing
There is a pastor in a small town who is displeased to discover that someone has stolen his bicycle. It is a...
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188It runs in the family
This is the only joke my uncle ever told me: “All the men in our family have no butt. It`s like when...
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119Beer makes you stupid….
Budweiser too. View this post on Instagram Sicko Mode plays for the 3rd time at the bar* Chad: @5thyear A post shared...
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109I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night…
I was so scared I started to shiva. View this post on Instagram Tacko Fall is as tall as all these dudes...
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139I tried phone sex last night
Safe to say, I would prefer if you didn`t call me during working hours until it goes flat. View this post on...
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220Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food?
It made his stomach falafel. View this post on Instagram Lmao just minds his business 👉🏽(via: fannyg187/twitter) A post shared by Daquan...
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117What`s the tragedy with little people?
They lead such short lives. View this post on Instagram Damn lol 👉🏽(via: Dj_witdapistol/twitter) A post shared by Daquan Gesese (@daquan) on...
