I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, “Make it 52”.
He didn`t. He`s dead.
..turns out she`d seen a bin open like that before.
Everyone is always hanging their meat in it.
I told her “guys typically want to just pull out”. She was not amused.
They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves.
*Looks over shoulder *
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He got it from phone sex.
She always begin by saying “Hey, are you even listening?”
Because he thought it was the dog
They`re on the side of your buccin head.
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I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have...