The Morning Jerk
All posts tagged "Inspirational?"
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1.8KInspirational?I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother.
It`s like, get a womb.
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1.8KInspirational?Puberty doesn`t hit asians
Their parents do.
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1.7KInspirational?The bus carrying the Chinese tourists crashed.
It hit a language barrier.
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2.3KInspirational?What does a sailor in the navy farts smell like?
Seaman.
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2.3KInspirational?I met a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds funny, dozen tit
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1.7KInspirational?What`s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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804Inspirational?What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
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230Inspirational?What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.
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258Inspirational?It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president
I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?
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212Inspirational?How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date!
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198Inspirational?Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?” The other one says “No, It doesn`t worry me, I`m...
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201Inspirational?What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)
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198Inspirational?What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises?
Jean Cocteau
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200Inspirational?Did you hear about the article in Psychology Today about disproving the existence of Observation Bias?
The head researcher was quoted as saying “it turned out to be just as we expected”.
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162Inspirational?What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?
A spanking
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392Inspirational?My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top
I told him “I am at the top …… of a bell curve”
